Fairfield County Weekly outlines the disturbing mess that the Metro North has become. Meanwhile, P. Frank almost perished in a horrible fire while riding said rail line coming fo visit me in the hospital (or something quite like it...).

Another gross exaggeration (but almost as funny)

Said Jonathon Pear, a rail commuter from Fairfield, as he leaned against the vestibule wall, "It's just amazing that people put up with this... they drive their BMWs down to the [station] and then they get on a train that looks like it's straight out of Calcutta."