If going to an open bar from 9:00 p.m. until 3:45 a.m., drinking way more than you have in years, having two lovely but severely drunken Asian girls decide to try to manhandle you (and reportedly lick you) on the dancefloor (dumping you on your ass perhaps as many as four times), temporarily losing your wallet forcing you to sleep on the floor of the nicest Manhattan apartment you've ever been in, having some disturbingly weird drunken crying jag, finally making it home at 2:15 p.m. on New Year's Day and finding your arms covered in bruises sounds like your idea of a fun New Year's Eve then I just might have had the best one EVAH. Or, like me, you might be a teensy bit mortified, a whole lotta sore and a great big pile of freaked-out that you have to go in the hospital in the morning.
Addendum - I've just been informed that there's actual photographic evidence of said Asian girls accosting me. Lovely.
Posted by mikewolf at January 01, 2005 05:52 PMWell...your New Year's Eve certainly sounds much more exciting than mine!
Posted by: Leigh Anne on January 1, 2005 05:58 PMThat does sound like a good one! I'm just getting up from mine now - ouch - but it was not quite so razor's edge as yours. Although I did kiss a naked girl in public, which I think is a first for me.
Posted by: Linus on January 1, 2005 07:53 PM*Reportedly* lick you? Don't you remember?
Posted by: Mark on January 1, 2005 07:57 PMNo, after about 1:30 things get pretty, um, blurry. Apparently the photos show things that my mother wouldn't approve of.
Posted by: mrw on January 1, 2005 08:00 PMSweet.
Posted by: Frankenstein on January 1, 2005 10:27 PMLet's just say the vodka was better than your memory: sorry honey, but you got the 'asian' and 'girl' parts wrong.
Call me in '05, wolfie!
wolfgang
As an eyewitness to said Asian girl licking, I can confirm there was indeed young drunk Asian girl(s) lick-on-Wolf debauchery all night long. Look for pictures on our new porn site, www.youngasiangirlslickmikewolf.com :)
PS - Mike, sorry for dropping you on the steps of the upper east side apartment ... it's not easy lifting you after too many martinis.
Posted by: Mark Dunlap on January 2, 2005 11:55 AMIf there isn't some sort of Chinese symbol for Fun-Regret (similar to the yin yang thing), there should be. I'm sure after your first week in the hospital, you'll look back fondly on such debauchery. Live large!
Posted by: Jim on January 2, 2005 12:43 PMI will be posting the pictures of Mike being licked by drunk Asian women at some point this week. Additionally, you know something is wrong with the picture when the two women in our party of 6 (myself and one other woman) were the most sober of the group at 4 AM.
Yup, the men are lightweights. There, I said it.
...And he was, indeed, dumped out by the said drunken, incoherent Asian girls at minimum FOUR times. One of them also knocked into me, knocked me over and then sat on me until I threatened to punch her. I think she was so drunk she mistook me for a chair.
But it was the best NYE that I've had in a while.
Posted by: Daniella on January 2, 2005 09:00 PM