Don't be alarmed. It's just me. See, I didn't sleep well last night. So this morning I had my "usual" at Starbucks (that would be a triple grande sugarfree vanilla soy latte) before dropping off my car. Later in the morning I had another cup of plain ol' coffee at the office. At lunch I had one of those hideous Red Bull knock-offs (we were at Blimpie and I had Cheetos. The Red Bull made it the Britney Special. Maybe you had to be there...). After lunch, on a total dare, I finished off one of my cow-orkers disgustingly sweet Sobe concoctions. Ergo, I've consumed way more caffeine today than any human should.

I've already had my sleepytime dosage of Melatonin and, damn it, I'm nowhere near slumber.