Let me get this straight. Scarlett Johansson is making out with you. You, however, are more interested in whatever's going on with your cellphone? Dude. I've been known to be more than a little obnoxious with my cell, too (chorus - "Noooo. You?"). I will, however, go on record that in that particular scenario my phone will (okay "would") be the last thing on my mind.
Posted by mikewolf at November 18, 2004 11:36 AMFrankly, for Jordan Catalano, I just might put up with shit like that. For one kiss, anyway.
Posted by: C on November 18, 2004 12:41 PMOk... I give up...
Who the hell is Jordan Catalano?
Posted by: K.Britt on November 18, 2004 03:47 PMyay.... MSCL references!!! I heart, heart, heart Jordan Catalano. He's sooooo dreamy... swoons....
And here's an obnoxious MRW cellphone story... we're having dinner at a lovely tapas place with six people and our dear MIKE will not stop text messaging with some match.com girl that HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE.
Sometimes I wonder why I'm friends with him... then he takes me to places that sell really good chocolate and really bad porn, and I remember why...
by the way, how come none of you fearless randomness readers have rsvp'd for the party? C'mon... we're making RANDOMNESS NOG!
Posted by: Daniella on November 18, 2004 06:14 PMWhich Rule of Acquisition covers Randomness Nog? Oh, sorry, I forget, Mike is not a sci-fi type.
May I say, as a guy, that this Jordan Catalano is a waste of material. Heart him all you like, but I'm with Mike on the kissing Scarlett thing. Some things just can't wait, and your CELL PHONE is not one of them AT THAT PARTICULAR POINT. Even if you're texting a friend to say "Guess who I just kissed," that is not the time.
Kissing Scarlett Johansson is important.
Posted by: Linus on November 18, 2004 06:41 PMScarlett makes me feel funny inside.
Posted by: mrw on November 18, 2004 09:29 PMOutside too, for me.
Posted by: Linus on November 19, 2004 05:11 PMDon't worry, D. I've had plenty of people tell me that they're going to be there. Kewl kids don't rsvp, you see...
Posted by: mrw on November 19, 2004 08:30 PMI had a mad crush on Jordan Catalano. Nowadays I have a thing for Scarlett. Oh well.
Posted by: on November 22, 2004 09:37 PM