So I've acquired some knowledge that is simply disturbing and simply tasteless. Nonetheless, I simply have to share it for no other reason than to unburden myself.
A friend's boyfriend used the facilities at the same time as Elvis at Joe's Pub on Friday. No, he didn't check him out. No, he didn't try to talk to him. He did notice something disturbing, though. Elvis? Um. Not a hand washer.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by mikewolf at September 07, 2004 12:56 PMIn Elvis' defense, have you ever really looked at the facilities in a club? Sometimes, you're better off dealing with the cooties that come out of your own body than you would be fending off the countless cooties others have left behind.
Posted by: Shannon on September 7, 2004 01:52 PMNo, no. This was at Joe's Pub which is actually quite swanky. Not to be confused with the facilities at the shore that I was forced to use (and, in one instance) pay 25¢ for.
Posted by: mrw on September 7, 2004 02:22 PMewww!
Posted by: Cassie on September 7, 2004 02:26 PMplease ignore my disturbing use of parens up there. Sheesh.
Posted by: mrw on September 7, 2004 02:30 PMRemind me never to shake his hand. At least not without using hand sanitizer gel immediately afterwards. Blech!
Posted by: Lady Crumpet on September 7, 2004 02:41 PMI bet he doesn't wear underwear either!
Posted by: Holly on September 7, 2004 03:00 PMWell ya know, if you don't pee on them, then ... hmm, I think there's a joke in that.
Posted by: Linus on September 7, 2004 05:51 PMwhateva jack..thats Nasty!!!!!!! eewww
Posted by: zen_mantra on September 7, 2004 10:02 PMHmmm, god only knows what's been kralling on that thing...
Posted by: Jim on September 8, 2004 09:37 PMMemorable Quotes from Don King: Only in America (1997) (TV)
Larry Holmes (after Don King turns from a urinal to shake Holmes' hand): Aren't you gonna wash your hands?
Don King : I wash my hands *before* I touch my dick.