A couple of days ago I was amused by a Page Six blind item that Gawker picked up on regarding a Hollywood starlet who has developed a teensy little crack habit. A few days later people seem to think they have the answer.
MY BELOVED PARKER?! No. I'm refusing to believe it. It can't be.
Sh*t. All of the clues do make sense. If it is true I'll be the first to put the blame squarely on that unclean young man she's partnered with. He was a fine fella in the Whiskeytown days but now he's hooking angels on the rock.
It cuts like a knife, Ryan. It cuts like a knife...
Posted by mikewolf at August 25, 2004 06:22 PMIt's gossip. Half the game is figuring out who it is. No need to fret. Not yet anyway.
Posted by: Lady Crumpet on August 26, 2004 10:55 AMYou know, if that were true it would constitute serious suckage.
Posted by: Linus on August 26, 2004 01:37 PMLauren's adamant that the blind item subject is NOT Parker Posey. (She's one of our favorites too.)
Ryan Adams on the other hand? Not a fan. He can be on the rock all he wants.
Posted by: z. on August 26, 2004 03:06 PMEh, I lurv Whiskeytown and his first solo record. His subsequent solo attempts have been hit-and-miss for me. His persona, though, is simply dreadful.
Posted by: mrw on August 26, 2004 06:35 PM