I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I often get a determined New York attitude when I'm in the City. I simply abhore tourists and their gawking and dawdling and oohing and not knowing how to cross streets and the copious bad shorts. They also really, really stare at me and I don't think it's because I'm hot.
Well, guess what I just realized? This Thursday I have to go to a client site. Where might that client site be? Oh, Midtown. About four blocks from the GOP Hatefest. It ain't gonna be pretty, kids. It ain't gonna be pretty.
ADDENDUM: Clearly I'm retarded. I thought the convention started THIS week. It's next week. Whew.
Posted by mikewolf at August 22, 2004 08:57 PMDecorate the wheels with Kerry swag!
Or, maybe acessorize with a dirty water hot dog vending bucket?
Posted by: deano on August 23, 2004 11:37 AMduuuuuude. You're totally hot. And the tourists want some of that mrw action, baby!
or maybe they just want to hit your nuts with an apple inside a sock. Or a two liter bottle in a bag.
Damn you, WOLF. I can't get that testicle torture thing out of my mind.
See what havoc you've wrought????
Posted by: Daniella on August 23, 2004 09:17 PMYay! Does this mean you'll be lunching with me, you hot sack of man flesh?
Posted by: Shannon on August 24, 2004 02:40 PMYay! Does this mean you'll be lunching with me, you hot sack of man flesh?
Posted by: Shannon on August 24, 2004 02:41 PM