Things I think about when I'm looped up on Percocet...

If you're a mainstream actress and you've appeared in one film (let's even assume that it's was a really bad film) in a bit part what are you called? A struggling actress, perhaps? Maybe given the benefit of the doubt and called an "up-and-coming" actor?

The world of adult films, though, seems much more forgiving. Why, no matter how bad the film, how tiny the role, you're automatically allowed to call yourself a porn star.

Shouldn't the rest of the world be like that? Mike Wolf, consultant star.