I know you all sit on pins and needles waiting for stories of my brushes with greatness in NYC. "Who have you seen lately, Mike?" is a chorus I'm very used to hearing. Well, my darling readers, wait no longer.

The scene: Today outside some random building on Park Avenue.
The miraculous sighting: The one, the only, the legendary Danny Bonaduce.

This pathetic celebrity sighting may actually be trumped by the sighting Daniella and I had last week in Times Square of some unnamed (To us, at least. His mother probably knows his name) random character actor that Daniella swears has been on both Hill Street Blues and Law & Order.

You're jealous of our glamorous lifestyle hobnobbing with the rich and famous. It's okay. I understand.