Please tell me that the rhythmic thumping emanating from my upstairs neighbor for the past several hours is someone very enthusiastically dribbling a basketball. The NBA Playoffs are in full-swing. That could cause someone to want to hone their skills, right? Please?
Posted by mikewolf at May 03, 2004 11:06 PMSeveral hours? It doesn't take that long to dismember a body, so that's not it.
What was that wording from the Levitra ad, again? Something about four hours and needing to see a doctor?
Posted by: Frankenstein on May 4, 2004 04:10 AMWe recently did this on Jimk Kelly's page. But, with further improvements, here is a song for your consideration:
"The Lucca Brazzi Song," apologies to Suzanne Vega.
My name is Lucca
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble. some kind of fight
STAY OUTTA IT!