double blah right back atcha!

I think I want Anaiis to be MY imaginary girlfriend. Her write up is hilariously pretentious!!! She ROCKS.

Totally get her.

The idea was mildly amusing in theory but to put it in practice? I'd gladly have chipped in for a real gift for Mike.

Um...the fundraising has hit a snag...but Daniella RAWKS!!! As opposed to Crumpet, I guess.

woa, there buckaroo... are you saying I'm the only one who actually sent in my pledge? Damn, how do you yankees support your NPR station then?

Fine, Mike can buy himself somethin' nice with my pledge if he decides not to get an Imaginary Internet Girlfriend.

I say we take my pledge and go drinking with it this weekend... I think we can afford a couple of Pabsts at the hipster bars in Williamsburg (although I may have to kill myself and/or a hipster or two). Or are hipster bars expensive now? I know not of these things.

Diana needs to be disqualified; she misspells the name of her favorite author. Though actually that might add to the splendiferous silliness of it all.

Speaking of spelling, you don't want to know how Wolfie spelled Anaiis' name the first time around...

As in Seven of Nin ... ?

i'm horrible. i picked Anaiis simply based on looks. ick.

Am I the only practical one here? I chose Janey... not only because she seems a little psycho... but also because she's the least expensive. How often in real life can you use those criteria?

So, whomever coded this poll software needs to get back to the drawing board. You might think Anaiis is doing well with her 100% of the votes, but the others, with scores up to 20% of the votes, are slowly gaining.

I'd like to pay my bills like that, I think. "OK, you get 70% of my salary, and *you* get 30% of my salary, and let's not forget you and you and you with 20% of my salary each ... which leaves me with, lessee, that'd be 100% of my salary."

Kind of like Reaganomics.

Look, some of you people can send in a freaking pledge to help Wolf get this imaginary girlfriend! Only pledge-maker's votes count!

Yeah, it has to be Anaiis, having that fine combination of hotness and brainy loonability.

My Payment on my Pledge is going in the mail today!! You have shamed me into paying!!!

I thought Diana looked like a real pipe-hitting ball buster, so I voted for her.

But anaiis is totally psycho! she's the one for mrw!

though I support this in spirit, i cannot contribute money on the grounds that I have related previously: far better to drop $45 a month on some really good porno than on a fake girlfriend. cause the masturbatin's still gonna happen, but poorly-written letters won't help much.

Before you take Matt's recommendation too seriously, just remember that really good porno is his solution for everything.

Matt. doesn't MRW deserve some semi-porno, too? He's really nice!

You should actually try to meet Anna. She's not in the poll, but she lives right there in NYC! And Carrie is still one of my favorites for mrw, but she's all IGF'd up right now. Look at the pic of Amy. Isn't she adorable? And she's from your home state, too. Too bad she's unavailable.

Diana and Anaiis are both too scary.

Rosie's the one. She's got the best rack!