I gotta tell you, kids, this imaginary girlfriend idea has gotten out of hand. Ken has even started up a collection for the $45 fee. So it looks like I'm going to have to go through with this. I need to start thinking about an approach. Surely I don't want the igf (new acronym, learn it) to think that we're just in this for fun. Or do we really care? I mean, we're paying the piper, so to speak. But that would probably taint her performance. Details in the coming week I'm sure.

Can I say, though, that I'm somewhat dismayed that you fine people step up to the plate for the igf but when it comes to a real girlfriend this fella gets no help. Hrmpf.