Maybe this is just what I need! Imaginary girls always dig me!
The ever creative Paul suggested that I actually sign up for one and blog about it. Could be fun. Hilarity could ensue or $45 could be wasted. Paul's on record as supporting Diana B. as my new fake partner. Keeping in mind my policy of never dating a girl who looks like she might beat me up, I'm kind of partial to Janey because she also looks pretty much insane. I tend to like a bit of crazy...
So what do you think? A foolish or fun endeavor?
Posted by mikewolf at March 17, 2004 12:29 PMDo it! Two months of having someone smother you with unconditional love...way worth $45 and WAY LESS expensive than a real girlfriend.
Posted by: Cassie on March 17, 2004 03:08 PMif it were free...yes.
since it costs money...take the cash, buy some good porn, and have at it.
Posted by: Matt on March 17, 2004 04:19 PMMy Vote's for Janey. She's way too young for you (and I know ye likes 'em young and psycho). I think it's well worth the $45 for the hilarity that ensues... just don't get too attached. Dump her after seven weeks.
Posted by: Kirsten on March 18, 2004 09:45 AMI say folly... buy several good books with that $45 instead!
Posted by: Daniella on March 18, 2004 01:49 PMI'll chip in a few bucks...
Posted by: Ken Goldstein on March 18, 2004 02:58 PMDude...she's only 18!
Posted by: Ken Goldstein on March 18, 2004 03:00 PMI think that's part of the attraction.
Posted by: Frankenstein on March 18, 2004 03:12 PMMY name is Charlotte.
I'll be your imaginary girlfriend for free, if you'll be my imaginary boyfriend.
Problem is, my birthday's tomorrow, and we'd have to start with a very very big gift.
But hey, the sex is freaking great.
Posted by: Marie-Charlotte on March 18, 2004 04:07 PMDo they offer a Girlfriend in a Coma?
Posted by: LadyCrumpet on March 18, 2004 05:03 PMhttp://bleak.blogspot.com/2004_03_14_bleak_archive.html#107965244148053353
Posted by: Ken Goldstein on March 18, 2004 06:29 PMI say do it - you can drop $45 easy at a bar one night and not have any silly love letters to show for it. I vote for Diana because I think she's buff only to hide the fact that she wants to be totally submissive.
Think of the power you could have! Well, actually, I guess you can "think" of the power you will have all you want and not spend the $45.
Ok, I'll bite, I switch my vote to PORN.
Posted by: Chiba on March 19, 2004 08:01 AMDude! You totally need Carrie. Just make her dye her hair dark brown and she fits your type. Best of all, she doesn't seem psycho (except for the fact that she's involved with this little scheme). You've had too much with the psychos...
Posted by: Meredith on March 22, 2004 04:11 PM