Yeah, the worst is being an emergency room vet. The stories I've heard about cows coming in with light bulbs and shot glasses up there . . . Surely someone sells a bovine-size buttplug?

The latest trend is porn-star cows selling anatomically correct fiberglass reproductions of their nether regions. The USDA is asleep at the switch while American livestock gets more perverted by the day!

Maybe you should consider getting those highlights.

"Hey, it's a...gerbil!"

Mooooo.

You'll love this one, PETA-boy... at Truman, there was a cow (or bull.. some sort of bovine) that had some sort of fiberglass window surgically attached to one side of it's body, so that ag students could watch it's digestive system in action. I never saw it, so the see-through cow could have just been an urban legend. Then again, I never wanted to see it.

Yea, but in it's own way, working the Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator is a lot like every job I've ever had...

jeez i don't think i even know which year the war ended - i'm pretty sure i was alive too, but so much for the american education system.

anyway, it's funny that the acronym is BRPS - guess they coudn't come up with anything that worked with FRTS - scary thing is that some people might find this a compelling reason to get into verterinary medicine. comforting you're not one of them mike... -lsol