So who wants to go see King Lear at Lincoln Center? It is my favorite of the Bard and stars Christopher Plummer in a production directed by the esteemed Sir Jonathan Miller. Best of all, I think I can get cheap crip tickets. At worst, the New Yorker is advertising $60 preview tickets.

Who's in? You know you need a little culture, and by that I don't mean you should get that rash on your elbow looked at. That's not a bad idea either, though.