My favorite fashion punching bag, Ashton Kutcher, is interviewed about his dreadful new film "The Butterfly Effect" in this week's Time Out New York. Ever the diligent hipsters, TONY takes the opportunity to ask him about his beloved trucker hats. Seems there's more to the boy than just a scruffy mug and the most annoying show in MTVs illustrious history...

TONY - Can we blame you for the ubiquity of trucker hats?

AK - No. You can blame my friend Jon Abrahams (mrw - boring story omitted). ...and I was like, I'm loving it. I had, like, a hundred of those hats that I've had since I was a kid. And I've always like wearing hats, because I don't like combing my hair. There are spiritual reasons why I like wearing a hat as well.

TONY - Spiritual?

AK - Most of the energy that we receive comes in through our head, much like most of the heat in our body comes out of our head. So the only way to achieve enlightenment is to restrict that.

Not to worry, Ashton. I think there's very, very little coming out of your head. Perhaps you would benefit from one of these, though? (link via frankenstein)