October 06, 2003
bengal brouhaha

It certainly has been a bad month to be a tiger. First, my beloved baseball variety lose a American League record 119 games. Then, one heroic cat mauls Roy (I can hear you wincing. I really believe that, though. Poor thing, forced to "perform"). Then one is carted out of a Harlem apartment with a gaggle of media onlookers.

I don't know if it made national news, but a guy in Harlem was keeping an adult tiger and an alligator in his one bedroom apartment. In case you're wondering, that's not legal. Manhattan User Guide wants to remind us that you also can't keep polar bears, bandicoots or dolphins (just to name a few).

Posted by mikewolf at October 06, 2003 11:39 AM
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I went to trivia at Manuel's last night. One of the team names was Crouching Tiger, Bitten Drag Queen.

Posted by: LadyCrumpet on October 6, 2003 01:32 PM

Maybe he was trying to live out his own mini-version of "Life of Pi".

Posted by: Marjorie on October 6, 2003 11:31 PM

I guess that means I have to return the armadillo I got you for Christmas. Damn, he was just getting litter trained!

Posted by: Holly on October 7, 2003 07:07 PM

What exactly is a bandicoot? I know who Crash is, but I wasn't aware that bandicoots were real things.

Posted by: Meredith on October 9, 2003 08:33 PM
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