Sound an over-dramatic tourist from the Midwest makes when their toe is barely hit by a tiny wheelchair in a crowded Central Park,
"Oh! I'm so sorry. That was totally my fault. I was in your way. I'm SO sorry."
Sound an over-dramatic employee from New York makes when their heel is barely hit by a tiny wheelchair in a crowded J&R Records,
"JESUS! FUCK! OW! SON OF A BITCH! Great. Now I'm gettin' hit by guys in wheelchairs. Could my day get any worse? FUCK ME!"
Strangely, I prefer the second reaction. I might add, though, that I barely tapped the guy's heel. It was bizarre and embarassing.
Posted by mikewolf at August 31, 2003 07:56 PMSomehow I think you're going to be one of the more dangerous ones, whipping around in that new 30K$ vertical chair, ain't cha? #~>
I also bet the reactions from The Peds, when you inevitably ram them, isn't going to be as apologetic anymore either. Could be an interesting change in societal mores coming.
Posted by: deano on September 1, 2003 05:27 PMOkay next time make it worth you while to smack his ass right down to the ground if he is going to makle such a fuss. I just think, " that's right the whole world is against you. We had a big meeting and said we most destroy the guy who works at J&R. Dammitt who told."
Posted by: Brad on September 2, 2003 11:02 AM