August 11, 2003
not even worth nothin'

I recently won a free ticket to one of the movie theatres near my building. Unfortunately it expires tomorrow. That means I have my choice of -

* American Wedding
* S.W.A.T.
* Johnny English
* Tomb Raider

Ugh. Has anyone actually sat through any of those?

Posted by mikewolf at August 11, 2003 11:38 AM
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No, but my mom went to "American Wedding" and said it "actually wasn't that bad." Usually I trust her judgement... though I'm still a little hesitant on that one. It's got to be better than "Johnny English," though.

Posted by: K.Britt on August 11, 2003 01:26 PM

Here's how it breaks down:

1) American Pie -- Boobies.
2) S.W.A.T. -- Shit blowing up.
3) Tomb Raider -- Angelina Jolie's nipples.
4) Johnny English -- Mr. Bean meets 007.

Take your choice.

Posted by: Frankenstein on August 11, 2003 05:49 PM

Remember, it may be 'free,' but it ultimately ends up to be two hours you'll never get back. Quite expensive, if you ask me. Stay home with a good book and donate the coupon to someone who doesn't mind mindless dreck.

Posted by: Paige on August 11, 2003 08:47 PM
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