I think this is a pretty easy call. It's kinda funny, though. Which of the following is the most impressive line on the resume of Pittsburgh's Randall Simon?
* Being called a "fat monkey" by John Rocker.
* Being the Tiger's offensive leader and still being traded for three no-name minor leaguers.
* Being arrested last night for taking out the Brewers' Italian Sausage with a bat.
When the group went past the Pirates' dugout, Simon took a half swing at the Italian sausage character, hitting her from behind and causing her to tumble. When she fell, she also knocked over the woman dressed as the hot dog.
This sounds like a bad "Murder, She Wrote" episode.
Posted by mikewolf at July 10, 2003 03:35 PMMike, take pride in the Tigers' twice having beaten the hottest MLB pitcher (Esteban Loaiza) by a 1-0 score each time. If not for the White Sox having lost six games to them, Detroit would be the worst team in history -- they still might be, in fact!
Posted by: Vernam on July 11, 2003 03:40 AMAre there no decency laws. When is it okay for a Major League Baseball player to beat his sausage in public.
Posted by: Brad on July 15, 2003 08:55 AM