So, Fox is planning a second dose of "Joe Millionaire." Joy. Obviously, though, they have to make some changes to the format. Either that or put Joe in a château with a flock of fine lookin' Amish gals.
I think I have the perfect solution, though... "Joe Ex-Con"
Tell the unsuspecting ladies that Joe is a white collar manager. A banker, perhaps. In actuality, though, he's an ex-con. He's just finshed serving time for something really vile. Maybe an ax-murderer. Would the ladies still love the charmer when they find out that he is a hardened felon? Wouldn't that be a hoot?
Sadly, I'm sure that exact idea is being pitched somewhere in the hell-hole that is Fox. We'll always have "The Simpsons..."
Posted by mikewolf at February 26, 2003 11:14 PMHow about "Joe Transsexual?" Not transvestite, mind you, but someone who's gone through the actual surgery/hormone therapy. Just picture the looks on Betty Bachelorette's face when she finds out "Joe" is really "Jo."
Don't like that one? I've got a million of 'em. "Joe Crackpipe," "Joe Polygamist," "Joe Cannibal," or "Joe Branch Davidian?"
How 'bout "Joe Male Prostitute" (oh, wait, that's all of them!)
Posted by: K.Britt on February 27, 2003 11:30 PMLike... who ARE you?
Posted by: laurie ann pittari on December 22, 2003 09:48 AM