Okay. I'm going to put a profile up on Nerve.com. However, it has to be good. And by good I mean good. That's where you come in. Here are the categories. Give me some help here. Remember, it's basically a personal ad. The whole truth is "good" but not good. I'm not kidding, by the way. I'm doin' it!!! Oh, and I'll be truthful. Don't worry.
Last great book I read:
Most humbling moment:
Favorite on-screen sex scene:
Celebrity I resemble most:
Best (or worst) lie I've ever told:
If I could be anywhere at the moment:
Song or album that puts me in the mood:
The five items I can't live without:
Fill in the blanks: _________ is sexy; ________ is sexier
In my bedroom, you'll find:
Why you should get to know me:
Who I'm looking for:
Okay. Now hop to it! I'm not gettin' any younger (or prettier...)!!
Posted by mikewolf at January 06, 2003 01:37 PMI can't help you with all of them but I can help with a couple...
Favorite on-screen sex scene...Henry and June (on the washing machine)
Music that gets you in the mood...The Cross of Changes by Enigma
Honesty is sexy; confidence is sexier
People should get to know you because you're genuine and sincere. Polite and warm hearted. You know stuff about stuff. And you know how to make people laugh. Loyal too, you're very loyal.
How's that for starters...
Posted by: Cassie on January 6, 2003 03:09 PMPeople should get to know you because you're intelligent and passionate and you have a great sense of humor. You have a lot to offer in a relationship and a lot to gain.
My favorite sex scene: The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Give us some ideas of what you're thinking for the other things, so we can mock ... er, comment :)
Posted by: Tiffany on January 6, 2003 04:45 PMThe five items I can't live without: My CD collection, an IKEA catalog, Allie, (brain running out of steam)
Who I'm looking for: A sane woman in my age range who wants to be treated well and highly respected and is too cool to use the word "cool."
Posted by: Meredith on January 7, 2003 12:30 PMOoh. You so funny, Meredith...
Someday I'll tell the Jennifer story. Someday...
Posted by: mrw on January 7, 2003 12:44 PMPeople should get to know you because you're funny, literate, and intelligent, with a big ol' heapin' spoonful of common sense mixed in there, too.
I wanna hear the Jennifer story. Please?
Posted by: Paige on January 7, 2003 05:31 PMLet's just say that Jennifer didn't know the queen of soul...
Posted by: Meredith on January 8, 2003 08:21 AMok, so are you saying Mike used to date a five-year-old? Cause that's pretty bad!
Posted by: Paige on January 8, 2003 12:42 PMnow now now. She was 18 and I was several years younger than I am today. It was a mistake. A BIG mistake that I can now laugh at.
You're gonna make me tell this story, aren't you?
Posted by: mrw on January 8, 2003 01:54 PMLet me officially apologize for bringing up the subject. Although in my defense, I didn't name names until after Mike. I simply referred to an event in his life that only he would get. Never mind that in the same post I also referred to another chic he dated and refers to on the blog from time to time.
Posted by: Meredith on January 8, 2003 02:38 PMLet me officially slap Meredith. Don't be silly. It's not a big deal at all. If I get the gumption I'll actually tell the story. What the hell. I'm not out to impress my readers, I'm only here to entertain and, lemme tell ya, it's an entertaining story.
Any story involving shoplifting, selling stolen goods, someone getting fired and a crazy chick with over-active hormones is worth telling...
Posted by: mrw on January 8, 2003 02:41 PMAnd people, Mike left out stuff from that description. There is also her infamous escapade with the cabling guy.
Posted by: Meredith on January 8, 2003 02:46 PMand me running into him at Comdex and him asking me if "that hot chick, J., still worked there." Oh, lordy. There are so many bits of this story that I've forgotten about.
Posted by: mrw on January 8, 2003 02:48 PMOK. Now you HAVE to tell it. Or write a movie script about it. Your choice.
Posted by: Paige on January 8, 2003 07:17 PMMeredith, you kill me-SANE is DEFINITELY the first order...
Mike, wouldn't your answers be the biggest lie you ever told if you didn't come up with them yourself? Trust who you are-you are one of the most interesting, wonderful, fabulous people I know, so whatever you say will be PERFECT!!!!!
Posted by: holly on January 9, 2003 08:20 PM