* Got the new chair on Tuesday. I call it the hovercraft. It's completely insane how nimble and light it is. I only biffed it once which is literally amazing for new chair and I think where I took a tumble (going about 15 mph down the 79th Street Transversal) would have a been a problem for any chair.

* I was in 17 elevators today. I counted. I don't know why.