So I run the normal Saturday errands today. You know - Wal-Mart, Petco, liquor store. What more could a man need? When I get home I'm carrying way too much as usual. I've got soda, a couple of Wal-Mart bags, cat food and a bottle of Stoli Vanil. Well, my darling kitty is so happy to see me that she jumps up on my lap. You guessed it - the Stoli, all twenty-two dollars worth, goes flying and hits the hardwood floor with vanilla infused crash. Argh. Maybe Ali was trying to tell me something?

On a happier note I hired a new housekeeper today after my last one moved back to Panama. That's okay. I didn't like her much. The new one is a guy and his son. We'll see. They're pretty cheap, only $40, and have good references.

Tomorrow I'm hoppin' around the city.