M: Hey, guys. How can I determine the degree of camber on these wheels? I need to know so I can order my new chair. I don't have a protractor. Ha.

Cow Orkers: Easy. We'll just drop a string, measure the difference in the fall of the tire and then we'll measure the (geometry term that had something to do with lingerie) and divide by the (another geometry term that was, I believe, a type of soup).

M: Cool. I have a political science degree.