Did you know that Kit Kat's are now available in a "limited edition" white chocolate variety? Yuu-mmy. Mind you there's 8 grams of saturated fat in each but who the hell cares. It's white chocolate. It's a Kit Kat. Its pure brilliance!!!

They're also available in a "limited edition" (I like saying that. A "limited edition" candy bar. They're collectible!) dark chocolate variety. However, dark chocolate as a rule tastes pretty close to ass. I'd stay away from those.