Kirsten sent me this tonight. Hope she doesn't mind me sharing it. Not sure why she immediately thought of me. Hmm... It is funny, though. Tomorrow I'll share a rant about how insane traffic in Connecticut is. This might lighten up the commute, at least.

NNS-Naked Driver:Woman Allegedly Drives Naked

Wednesday, August 28, 2002
DATE: 2002.08.28
SLUG: Naked Driver
DATELINE: Bainbridge, OH

INFORMATION:

Residents in Bainbridge, Ohio have reported a peculiar sighting to police
that may have tourists with cameras flocking to the area for a glimpse. Shelly
Cline has allegedly been driving her car without the appropriate attire. Her
neighbors claim she drives naked.
Cline was hauled into court last June on charges that stemmed from her nude
driving. The 49-year-old pled innocent to the charges, but according to law
enforcement officials, her first trip in front of the judge did not deter
her from hitting the road in the buff.
Cline was scheduled to appear in court on Tuesday, but elected not to
attend and is now a wanted woman.

VIDEO:

Courtroom CCTV of suspect approaching judge,

Judge: So you want to have a trial?

Woman: "I'd rather it all just went away but that's not going to happen,

Judge: So you want to have a pre-trial?

POV looking through moving car windshield as it pulls onto driveway naked lady
was seen in,

Manerino: "He just did not know what to do, he just felt bad that seeing
that and just went and called a neighbor; figure out what to do"

Judge Albert: "And that I would not have any problem with her doing this
type of conduct again and as soon as she left this facility she did the same thing
again apparently!"