Something about this just doesn't add up, does it? People wouldn't really try to get away with this, would they? Hollis is admittedly not the nicest neighborhood but I can't imagine that this could go unnoticed for years.

And before you peeps get all up in arms, no I do not read the Post. I just keep hearing about this and wanted you to see it. I thought to myself, "Self, where can I find sensationalistic reporting?" and, naturally, Self yelled out "The Post!"