Do you think Audrey Tautou would marry me if I asked really nicely? Seriously. No, really. I'm serious. My cow-orker Jonathan pegged it today - she's got a bit of that goth thing I love so. [look] and [look] She makes me want to learn to speak French. Maybe I'll do that...

Speaking of which, the DVD of "Amelie" or, if you will, "Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain" says that it's in Parisian French. Somebody help me out here. What's the difference?